نكت تحشيشية (7) ......... بالانكليزي

عدل سابقا من قبل osama في 23/07/09, 08:17 pm عدل 1 مرات

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

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?" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
" TEACHER:" Of course not.
." JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework

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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.[/size]

أتمنى إنو تعجيبكم
تقبلوا تحياتي
osama

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ههههههههههههههه
حلووووووووة يا اسامة
بس لو كانت بلا ترجمة كان افضل
لان اكيد راح نقراها بالعربي وننسى اسم الموضوع اللي هو نكت بالانكليزي
تسلم يامبدعنا
تقبل مروري
وتحياتي

تسلملي هالضحكة يا ميس انكلش
وانا عنجد اقتنعت بوجهة نظرك وعدلت الموضوع حتىلوتعذب البعض بالترجمة بس هيك المتعة والفائدة بتكون اكبر
راااااااائعة بارائك ومقترحاتك حتى
احترامي

تسلم ايدك اسامة
وان شاء الله مايتعذبون بالترجمة لان هي بسيطة
واكيد كلنا نسعى للفائدة والمتعة مع بعض
نجم المنتدى انت والله
تحياتي الك

شكراً لاهتمامك يا ميس انكلش
وأكيد هدفنا المتعة والفائدة
وتقبلي خالص احترامي

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl

هههههههههههههه حلوااات والله
واحسن يا اسامه حذفت الترجمه حتى يصير الها طعم مختلف

روووووعه كالعاده

تقبل مروري

كلك زوووووء يا فراشتنا الغالية
الله يسلملك ضحكتك
بداية جيدة بدون ترجمة ........لنشوف باقي الأعضاء كيف رح يترجموها
شكراً لمرورك اللطيف
تقبلي تحياتي